Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man--a real old manThese Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby\'s bottom you call a chest.
So man up, quit your bitch.
No pink drinks or foo-foo umbrellas hereJust the good stuff--whiskey, rye, bourbon, gin--and some priceless life lessons that only the very old can provide.
From Boilermakers and Sidecars to Rusty Nails and Satan\'s Whiskers, these old-school party starters go down just as rough as they sound.
Lose those girly cocktails and start drinking like a real man--a real old manThese Old Man Drinks are guaranteed to put hair on that scrawny baby\'s bottom you call a chest