It\'s not easy being a parent these days.
He still can\'t load the dishwasher right..
He can open most jars on the first try and is Only a little afraid of the dark.
He has been a guest multiple times on HLN\'s The Daily Share , and they haven\'t banned him yet.
His articles have appeared in Reader\'s Digest , The Federalist , and AskMen .
His jokes have been featured by USA Today , US Magazine , DailyMail.com , Metro.co.uk , Huffington Post , 9GAG , theCHIVE.com , CollegeHumor.com , various ABC and Fox TV news affiliates, and countless other TV, radio, and Internet outlets.
His @XplodingUnicorn account grew by more than 400,000 followers in the following months.
Breakwell\'s comedy went viral in April 2016 when Buzzfeed featured his kid-centric jokes in an article that quickly drew more than 2 million views.
His Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn has more than 640,000 followers who check in with him daily as he fails as a parent and a human being.
About author(s): James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls ages 6 and under.
No pressure, but if you don\'t read this book, your children will die.
If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival.
There\'s no reason you can\'t be a Zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.
Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won\'t change at the end of the world.
This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead.
Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with Zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.
Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.
That\'s hell on earth, even without the zombies.
In that scenario, the Only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials.
All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children.
There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the Zombie apocalypse.
And hordes of unDead monsters to keep at bay.
Kids to feed.
There are bills to pay.
It\'s not easy being a parent these days
