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Joe's completely up to his neck in it - literally! Welcome to Cringefest .
From a '
Grand Gesture' involving Star Trek costumes and the school boyband, to being trapped in a portaloo that's about to be pushed over.
Joe Cowley is back! And this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. . .
On the other hand, it could just be full of weirdos, overflowing toilets from hell, and death metal .
Who knows, once we're there, amid all the beautiful people, scenery and music, Natalie might realise I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms.
Still, at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to.
Harry, Ad, and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying '
I'm as gay as the day is long'.
Since January, he's lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him! 3.
Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called 'friend'
Greeny. 2.
The love of my life, AKA Natalie, still hates me all because of one tiny - OK, huge - mistake.
Reasons why everything is terrible: 1.
I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now.
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