Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor Nobody ever reads this part of the book.
He lives in New York, where he once killed a man for saying he didn\'t like yogurt..
About the Author: GILBERT Gottfried is a household name, having used his irritating voice and irreverent sense of humor to build an enormous following for his sold-out stand-up performances, his critically ignored motion picture career, and his hardly remembered turn as a Saturday Night Live cast member.
And in my case, those written words, of course, include dick and pussy.
I care about that, too.
Oh, and the sanctity of the written word.
I only care about the poor working man.
I myself don\'t care.
So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this book.
Cheap bastards like you think it\'s okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart\'s content. well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, "Stop reading that book " I guess there\'s a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. . .
And if it turns out that you are .
In fact, I\'ll bet anything that you\'re not reading this part now.
It says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don\'t think anyone will notice.
Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it\'s actually called jacket copy.
Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor Nobody ever reads this part of the book
