You\'d think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong.
As this is a series, there will be a cliffhanger..
Intended for audiences 18 years and older.
It includes explicit language and sexual situations.
Author\'s Note: This is a medium-burn Reverse Harem story.
Wink, wink bitches.
Get your head out of the gutter.
Love, I mean.
And you know what that means...
Now, it\'s my turn to get some.
This cupid just got a real body.
That\'s right.
Whoa.
What I didn\'t expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm.
But hey, he deserved it.
Okay, not accidentally.
Accidentally.
Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows.
You can only do so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy.
All my bad cupid\'ing might be why I was exiled from the human realm.
Sorry, not sorry.
And yeah, I\'m probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there.
I\'m stuck in this never-ending afterlife where I\'m invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell.
They don\'t call us stupid cupids for nothing.
I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldn\'t I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again.
It totally sucks.
I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentist\'s office, but I can\'t get any love for myself.
Same goes for love.
It gets old, trust me.
Sure, I can blow some Lust into people\'s faces and watch the show, but I can\'t actually participate.
You\'d think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong
