Mother freaking hockey players.
And I can\'t keep my panties on..
Except he can\'t take a hint.
And him.
I can\'t stop blaming myself.
But when my decisions gets one of my friends hurt...
In the museum.
And I only got caught on my knees that one time.
And I\'m not the type of girl who takes things sitting down.
But when he presses my buttons, he presses ALL my buttons.
And he might have a level of Alpha-hole that gets me all hot and bothered.
And he might have a body and face carved by the gods.
Yeah, he might have a voice made specifically for wet dreams.
But me? I got stuck with a dickhead who riles me up on purpose and calls me Banshee.
They got nicknames like Kitten and Sugar.
My friends found their happily-ever-afters with a couple of sweet, doting, over-the-top, in-love athletes.
Mother freaking hockey players