Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line.
In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you\'ll discover: *How to get Your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don\'t hate them because they\'re beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *ebay addiction and why "It ain\'t worth having if it ain\'t on ebay" *Why.
Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line