You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That\'s me.
They taught me at an early age that there is nothing in either world more impo.
I suppose, I should thank them.
The minute I was born, they handed me off to a wet nurse, sent me to earth, and left me to fend for myself.
My brimstone birth certificate and five bucks might get me a cup of coffee from Starbucks.
Know what that means? Squat.
I mean that literally.
I was born in the seventh circle of Hell to two demons of noble lineage.
You know that bitch from hell everybody talks about? That\'s me