With a jangle of keys, a door opened.
Typing the first words that come into his head, Marco unleashes a phantasmagorical catalogue of twists in his pursuit of justice, writing the world\'s fastest-selling book to reveal the Awful Truth About the Herbert Quarry affair..
Now Marco must write himself into a crusade to clear his friend\'s name.
Quarry\'s plan backfires when imbecilic Marco begins to type his first thought-free book: it\'s a murder mystery-and Herbert\'s caught red-handed by the butchered body of his lover.
Marco\'s celebrity mentor, Herbert Quarry, grooms him to be the Jackson Pollock of literature, teaching him to splatter words on a page without thought or revision.
I\'m desperate for intellectual stimulus-but you\'ll do for now." TV personality Marco Ocram is the world\'s only self-penned character, writing his life in real time as you read it. "Marco, I\'m jailed day and night with murderous thugs who can\'t tell Schiller from Shakespeare.
He was overjoyed to see me.
Herbert clanked in, his arms locked to his sides, his ankles shackled, his face a Hannibal Lecter mask.
With a jangle of keys, a door opened
