So, you think when you go before the judge you\'re going to get a fair and unbiased hearing? No, no, no, you silly billy! Unless you\'re pristinely clean and even then you have been weighed and measured before you even get in the dock.
If it\'s too difficult they turn away...
The police pick on easy targets to get their results.
No evidence you see...
He admitted it on WhatsApp! In both cases the police have done nothing.
In April a plumber broke into one of my properties; stole a boiler and a waste trap.
In September an ex-tenant broke into my house with eight mates in balaclavas and robbed me.
What serious charges? I\'ve heard nothing...
You can guess what my chances are for an appeal.
No press.
No witnesses.
I was found guilty after 5 minutes.
The judge nodded imperceptibly... and there are more serious charges...
Your honour, this is a difficult case...
The prosecution caught the eye of the judge and held it...
In my latest court case at Coventry Magistrates Court, I was charged with refusing to name the driver of a vehicle that I had sold, even though I had informed the police.
He will even know what you\'ve had for breakfast.
From the senior police officer who puts the word in to the prosecution, who then puts the word into the ear of the judge.
So, you think when you go before the judge you\'re going to get a fair and unbiased hearing? No, no, no, you silly billy! Unless you\'re pristinely clean and even then you have been weighed and measured before you even get in the dock
