For everyone who\'s a geek in the streets, a freak in the ( Star Wars ) sheets--or wants to be--comes a Guide for nerds, by nerds.
He lives and works in a hidden lair accessed by rubbing a bust of Masters and Johnson..
About author(s): Professor Balls Xxxavier is a super sexpert and tenured faculty member of several fictional universities.
A comical compendium of con-friendly coitus, The Con-a-Sutra lets you boldly go where no nerd has gone before.
From viral fan artists to passionate gamers, and from talented cosplayers to bookworms with overflowing comic collections, nerds are found in every demographic of modern society, making this the perfect gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, brother, sister, office-mate, nerd-in-law, or any of the millions of people who proudly belong to a pop culture fandom.
Whether you prefer The Splash Page, Wookiee Nookiee, or The Wayne Manner, there is something here for everyone--even if only a hysterical and reference-packed break from your favorite smutty fanfic.
Written to be inclusive of LGBTQ nerds, The Con-a-Sutra recognizes that nerds come in all body types, gender identities, and sexual orientations.
Accompanied by classic comic book inspired art, noted fictional sexpert Professor Balls Xxxavier literally and figuratively illustrates the modern nerd\'s wildest fantasies through a series of hilarious (if occasionally unachievable) sexual positions.
This book is much more than The Idiot\'s Guide to Mensa Sex and light years ahead of a collection of IKEA put tab Blaarf into slot Numdoggal instruction sheets.
Enter The Con-A-Sutra: A Guide to Full Frontal Nerdity .
But as knowledgeable as they are, nerds aren\'t always experts when it comes to the logistics of sex.
They\'ve stepped away from their action figure collections and toward the infinitely diverse collection of like-minded folk who are as turned on by cosplay as they are by foreplay. and thirsty. . .
Today\'s nerds are loud, proud .
For everyone who\'s a geek in the streets, a freak in the ( Star Wars ) sheets--or wants to be--comes a Guide for nerds, by nerds
