Lady Iolanthe of Rockmourn Keep expects to be a spinster all her days.
No one mentioned the \'orc\' part of things....
And when Iolanthe gets her first look at her husband-to-be, she realizes why.
It seems too good to be true.
And best of all? He wants Iolanthe.
One that is strong, and bold, and wealthy.
What lord could possibly want her? But then her father returns with news that he has found a bridegroom for her - one that is impressively tall.
And she is thirty.
She is very poor.
She is very tall.
Lady Iolanthe of Rockmourn Keep expects to be a spinster all her days