You don\'t know me, but you do know me.
It stands alone and comes complete with a happily-ever-after..
The Hot Mess and the Heartthrob is a rockin\' fun, sexy romantic comedy featuring a celebrity panty-melter who doesn\'t know what he\'s been missing, a sassy single mom hanging on by a string, three adorable children who would never burst in on a woman when she\'s on a toilet (ha ), and shameless ovary-busting moments between a guy who never thought he\'d be a dad and a family who thought they got along just fine without him.
Thrill of a lifetime, right? Surely, nothing will go wrong...
In.
Me.
So when he proposes a no-strings fling? Count.
The kind that makes me remember that adult pleasure isn\'t all about hoping the lock holds in the bathroom so your kids don\'t interrupt on the rare occasion you feel like taking an extra-long mommy-time shower.
Like, a moment moment.
And we had a moment.
Because Levi Wilson came back.
I have to be.
Related: I\'m writing this from beyond the grave, because I\'ve died of mortification and am now residing in an alternate universe.
I\'m your neighborhood hot Mess single mom, doing my best to keep my head above water while running my little slice of heaven and keeping my youngest from shoving marbles up his nose, which is exactly what he\'s doing the first time Levi Wilson, pop star god, world\'s sexiest man, and my all-time number one celebrity obsession, walks into my bookstore.
You don\'t know me, but you do know me