Buffeted by a cheery outlook, Gertie McDowell, a naïve young girl from Turkey Roost, Kentucky, pens her diary-a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas.
A zany yet tender book that will have you laughing out loud..
But perhaps her crowning mishap is seeking the Ping-Pong championship of San Francisco\'s Chinatown-all while hiding out in the Witness Protection Program.
From serving a stint in West Virginia\'s Alderson Prison, because she "trusted the wrong kind of fella," to getting sold into white slavery.
Buffeted by a cheery outlook, Gertie McDowell, a naïve young girl from Turkey Roost, Kentucky, pens her diary-a series of bizarre misadventures that take her from starring on a foot fetish site in Los Angeles to hustling bets as a mechanical bull rider in Texas
