``I ain\'t gonna to lie to you.
Even the people in them hate them.`` ``Ain\'t it funny how many hundreds of thousands of soldiers we can recruit with nerve? But we can\'t find one politician in a million with backbone.``. `` ``Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
He\'s just got to know.
He can\'t ask his patients what\'s the matter.
Even if he can\'t read, write to him.`` ``It takes nerve to be a Democrat, but it takes money to be a Republican.`` ``Best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian.
If we want anything, all we have to do is go and buy it on credit.`` ``We Will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.`` ``Remember, write to your Congressman.
No nation in the history of the world was ever sitting as pretty.
The other is associating with smarter people.`` ``We don\'t have to worry about anything.
One is reading.
Learn the fascinating history of Will Rogers, and have his most memorable quotes collected in one place: ``A man learns by two things.
Rogers\'s famous quotes and quips are woven throughout the book, making it a thoroughly enjoyable read from start to finish.
In this delightful new biography, author Joseph Carter covers the details of Rogers\'s family history, the many milestones in his professional life, and America\'s fascination with this incredible figure.
Will Rogers captured the hearts of Americans with his thoughtful political humor; his dedication to country, family and friends; and his amazing ability to speak truth to life\'s fundamentals.
Well, here\'s the truth: Joe Carter knows more about the late great Will Rogers than anybody else in the known world and parts of Oklahoma.`` Larry Gatlin of the Gatlin Brothers, star of the touring production of The Will Rogers Follies: A Life in Revue.
Usually when somebody tells you that, it means they are about to lie like a dog. ``I ain\'t gonna to lie to you
