On May 14, 1998, the final episode of Seinfeld airs, bringing down the curtain on one of America\'s most-watched television comedies.
Jerry: Yeah and you\'re just what she\'s looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up..
Yeeaaah...that\'s for me.
Kramer: What a body.
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
George: She calls me up at my office she says, We have to talk.
It\'s like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr.
Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.
It\'s all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, the defining sitcom of our age.
Featuring the First 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, The Seinfeld Chronicles, where it all began
George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in The Stakeout
Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in The Ex-Girlfriend
Jerry and George meet Elaine\'s dad in The Jacket; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman\'s death when he makes The Pony Remark?
Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in The Deal; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in The Revenge?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in The Chinese Restaurant.
Here, finally, are the scripts of the First two Seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.
We\'ve followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights.
Kramer.
Elaine.
George.
Featuring the complete television scripts from the show\'s First two seasons--17 episodes in all--The Seinfeld Scripts offers Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, and the rest of the crew at its hilarious best! Photos.
Jerry.
On May 14, 1998, the final episode of Seinfeld airs, bringing down the curtain on one of America\'s most-watched television comedies
