We love Pig, but Pig loves Farmer.
But Duck does (Duck\'s clever like that), and he\'s determined his best friend should know the truth..
Just as well Pig doesn\'t speak any Farmer.
After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him more, the fatter he gets.
We love Pig, but Pig loves Farmer