This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don\'t Touch It is the 2nd Book in the John Dies at the End Series.
I know that\'s just the spider talking..
Either way, I won\'t hold it against you if you\'re upset.
Even if I did sort of cause it.
I\'m just the messenger.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it.
So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We\'re all about to find out.
And it will breed.
You won\'t even feel it when it breeds.
You can\'t see it, because it decides what you see.
You can\'t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
That\'s just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chain saw tastes like.
Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection-the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure.
You will dismiss This as ridiculous fearmongering.
This is not a metaphor.
WARNING: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull.
From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don\'t Touch It is the 2nd Book in the John Dies at the End Series
