INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin , the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End , comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
His essays at Cracked.com have been read by tens of millions of people around the world. - SF Signal About author(s): JASON Pargin is the New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series as well as the award-winning first Book in the Zoey Ashe series, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits , formerly published under the pseudonym David Wong.
If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don\'t Touch It is the one and only Book for you. [ Jason Pargin ] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor.
Lovecraft in This exceptional thriller... - Washington Post Kevin Smith\'s Clerks meets H.
P.
Seriously, dude, Touch it and read it.
Like an episode of AMC\'s The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker\'s Guide to the Galaxy ...
Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other Book of the genre.
I know that\'s just the spider talking.
Either way, I won\'t hold it against you if you\'re upset.
Even if I did sort of cause it.
I\'m just the messenger.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it.
And it will breed.
You won\'t even feel it when it breeds.
You can\'t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings.
That\'s just as well, since the cure involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.
Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure.
You will dismiss This as ridiculous fear-mongering.
This IS NOT A METAPHOR.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull.
INCLUDES A NEW AFTERWORD From Jason Pargin , the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End , comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes
