Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired.
So what\'s a broke girl to do? Take the job, of course--with a pay raise..
Either I\'m exactly the kind of takes-no-shit bartender this guild needs, or there\'s a good reason no one else wants to work here.
And the Three cocky guys I drenched with a Margarita during my trial? Yeah, they were mages.
It\'s a guild .
Instead, they...offered me the job? It turns out this place isn\'t a bar.
That\'s the definition of fitting in, right? I expected to get thrown out on my ass.
Their customers were complete dickheads, and I was an asshole right back.
I think that part went great.
It went downhill the moment they asked me to do a trial shift instead of an interview--to see if I\'d mesh with their special clientele.
Those are my official reasons for answering a wanted ad for a skeevy-looking bartender gig.
Broke, almost homeless, and recently fired
