Three months ago, I landed a job as a bartender.
I\'m pretty sure this wasn\'t in the job description..
And I have about five seconds to convince this very angry sea god not to shmoosh me like a bug.
Somewhere near my feet is the rogue witch I just knocked out with a stolen spell.
So why am I currently standing in a black-magic ritual circle across from a fae lord? Somewhere behind me, my three mage friends are battling for their lives.
Seriously, I know my limits.
I\'m just a human, slinging drinks like a pro and keeping my non-magical nose out of mythic business.
I\'m not a sorcerer or an alchemist, or even a wussy witch.
I\'m not a badass mage like my three smokin\' hot best friends.
Yeah, the magic kind.
But not at a bar--at a guild .
Three months ago, I landed a job as a bartender
