I am a snake.
Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor..
I may take Breakfast with me.
In fact, I am planning my escape.
He\'s wrong.
Gunnar thinks I\'ll be his adoring pet.
I didn\'t lay a coil on it.
He then dropped in a live one, which he called Breakfast.
I buried it.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I\'d eat it.
I\'m not.
He thinks I\'m male.
He calls me Crusher.
His name is Gunnar.
He has imprisoned me in a terrarium.
As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path.
I\'m a gopher snake.
I just look like one.
No, not a rattlesnake.
I am a snake
