Why couldn\'t the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple.
Y\'all come back now, you hear?.
In this wickedly funny follow-up to her bestselling novel Bless Your Heart, Tramp , Celia Rivenbark welcomes you, once again, to the South she loves, the land of "Mama and them," "precious and dahlin\'," and mommies who mow.
What is the Southern woman\'s opinion of a new "fat virus" theory? Bring it onWe\'ve got a lot of skinny friends we need to sneeze on.
Again.
What does a Southern woman consider grounds for divorce? When daddy takes the kids out in public dressed in their pajama tops and Tweety Bird swim socks.
You can\'t shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.
Why couldn\'t the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple
