A New York Times Best Seller One of BookRiot\'s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 One of Flavorwire\'s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile. --BoingBoing Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth
Brozman makes sure you\'ll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball. --Mashable Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach. --Bay Area Reporter Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of Sleep to demand food that he won\'t actually eat, you\'ll want this f\'ing book. --San Francisco Chronicle A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one. --Flavorwire An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books. \'No, no, it\'s not for you, \' he\'ll say, laughing and crying at the same time. --San Francisco Book Review You Have to F**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming...
It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. --New York Journal of Books If you\'re a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates \'deranged\' humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you...
Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor. --Kirkus Reviews A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when--if at all.
So how about some f**king comic relief? --GQ A likeable variation on a universal f***ing theme.
And he knows, well, it\'s really f**king annoying.
And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won\'t f**king eat.
He understood that sometimes your kids just won\'t go the f**k to sleep. --Huffington Post Parents, Adam Mansbach gets you. --Entertainment Weekly An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table. --TODAY Parents Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F**king Eat--another children\'s book that is most definitely not for children.
A New York Times Best Seller One of BookRiot\'s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014 One of Flavorwire\'s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile
