A school therapy dog put down as a cost-cutting measure.
A Secretary of State for Educatio.
A Chief Executive of the Local Education Authority waiting for a phone call as the only employee left in a once vast empire.
A Deputy Head found naked, bound and gagged after the Year 11 Prom.
A Head of Humanities who spends every waking minute scouring the Norwegian Meteorology Service website, desperate for a hint of snow.
An Ofsted inspector who grades his sexual encounters on a clipboard.
A school therapy dog put down as a cost-cutting measure