When you get up in the morning, the last thing you expect to see is a murdered guy hanging outside your window.
But it\'s not weird weird, you know?.
It\'s not weird, I promise--well, it is weird, yeah.
A human pet: I belong to the two Behindkind fae and the pouty vampire who just moved into my house.
I am a pet.
And it\'s not so much that I\'m Pet.
Things like names are important these days.
It\'s not my real name, but it\'s the only one you\'re getting.
My name is Pet.
Hi.
Oh yeah.
Things like that tend to draw the attention of the local police, and when you\'re squatting in your parents\' old house until you can afford to buy it, another thing you can\'t afford is the attention of the cops.
When you get up in the morning, the last thing you expect to see is a murdered guy hanging outside your window
