Barney Thomson is a restless soul in search of a quiet town in which to settle.
It might have done, but for things like the dead body at the bottom of the stairs, and the ghost tormented for all time to go to the bathroom..
He thinks he might just have found it in Millport on the Isle of Cumbrae and life can at Last bring him some peace.
Barney Thomson is a restless soul in search of a quiet town in which to settle