Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?Well dear reader, this is the book for you.
Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate, it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces\' parents.
Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as \'Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius\' and \'A Taurus\'s top 5 breakup songs\', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology..
Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you\'ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters.
Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac.
Strap in as Astrologer B.
J.
Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer?Well dear reader, this is the book for you