Why do I have to have moral issues with killing someone? I feel like such a hypocrite! It\'s worse than a vegetarian touting organically-grown steaks.
The only thing I could think was \'This is so gonna suck when I hit that mess of Things.\' What I actually said was more along the lines of, \'Oh, sssshhhhhhhiiiiiiii--\' --Eric, reluctant king, expectant father, and short-term astronaut..
Luckily for Eric, he can rely on his trusty steed and her unwavering support, his flaming sword and its sarcastic wit, and his own snarky sense of humor.
It can let you hold down a day job, true, but sometimes the night life can be more than a little difficult, what with those bloodthirsty urges and predatory instincts kicking in.
Even so, being a part-time undead isn\'t as easy as you might think.
Biting your own tongue with your fangs does a lot of convincing.
In fact, he didn\'t even believe in them.
Eric didn\'t ask to be a vampire. --Eric, physics teacher, involuntary vampire, and part-time demon-slayer.
Why do I have to have moral issues with killing someone? I feel like such a hypocrite! It\'s worse than a vegetarian touting organically-grown steaks
