Ninjas are awesome stealthy, cunning experts of infiltration and close combat.
Author of the breakout hit Zombies Hate Stuff, Greg Stones turns his popular, playfully absurd illustration style to the badass but surprisingly issue-fraught world of ninjas, detailing their inner lives and mortal combat with a subversive sense of the absurd.".
Through it all, they secretly long for just one thing.
They really like hiding, going undercover, and pinatas, but Have MAJOR Issues with samurai, giant fighting robots, and unicorns.
They also Have trouble with chimneys, pigeons, blow darts, and mimes.
For instance, Ninjas Have Issues with squirrels.
But like us all, they must sometimes grapple with the small but significant problems of everyday life.
Ninjas are awesome stealthy, cunning experts of infiltration and close combat
