Normal is Never Coming Back Jade is totally confused.
But even aqua-phobic mer-girls have to take the plunge sometime...
Praise for Real Mermaids Don\'t Wear Toe Rings: ``Bravo to Helene Boudreau for hitting the bull\'s-eye with a fresh, affectionate, watery twist on the classic coming-of-age-story.``--New York Journal of Books``The author keeps suspense high...while tapping straight into young teens\' angst about friends, enemies, and boys.``--Kirkus.
The only problem is...
Jade is afraid of the ocean. (Seriously, being a mermaid should come with a handbook.) She has to come up with a plan to get her missing mermaid mom back on dry land.
But Jade doesn\'t have time to figure out the weirdness of boys and how to use her shiny new tail.
Sigh.
Not even a text message.
Even worse, it\'s been forever since her first kiss with Luke and now--nothing.
As in, ``will this be a leg-day or a tail-day?`` kind of confused.
Normal is Never Coming Back Jade is totally confused
