"Freak of nature takes on a whole new meaning..." If she hadn\'t been so clueless, she might have seen it coming.
So how does a plus-size, aqua-phobic mer-girl go.
But if Mom was a mermaid, how did she drown? Jade is determined to find out.
Jade soon discovers she inherited her mermaid tendencies from her mom.
Ever.
Moment.
Embarrassing.
But really, who expects to get into a relaxing bathtub after a stressful day of shopping for tankinis and come out with scales and a tail? Most. "Freak of nature takes on a whole new meaning..." If she hadn\'t been so clueless, she might have seen it coming