Teenage smut author Lisa Edelstein is the last person you?d want defending humanity from bloodthirsty monsters, especially since she\'s never actually seen one in person.
With no powers, no weapons, and no combat experience, she?ll have to rely on her wits and charisma to surv.
One summer and a few forged transcripts later, our intrepid hero finds herself attending Ashibar Academy, a tough-as-nails high school for magically-enhanced monster-killers.
But a midnight train ride changes everything.
Teenage smut author Lisa Edelstein is the last person you?d want defending humanity from bloodthirsty monsters, especially since she\'s never actually seen one in person