Just because I enjoy planning and researching doesn\'t mean I\'m not the most dangerous badass mothercracker around.
Why don\'t world-ending disasters come with an instruction manual?.
I need to focus on that, not on letting Caolan show me the benefits of spontaneity.
The bad guys are gearing up to strike, and if we don\'t stop them, the end of the world could be nigh.
Would it really be such a bad thing if I gave in to temptation? But my personal life can\'t be the priority right now.
He sees something in me that no one else does.
And he\'s tough to resist: sweet, competent, and so incredibly beautiful.
It\'s hard, though, because Caolan and I are supposed to be working together.
What am I supposed to do? Hide, mostly.
Which is what makes it all the more disconcerting when a sexy elf declares his adoration and begins to "woo" me.
Plus, I\'ve seen firsthand the harm a chaotic life can inflict, and I\'d rather have my lists and be called dull.
I know things and I\'m organized.
And I like it that way.
The world sees me as boring, dependable David.
Just because I enjoy planning and researching doesn\'t mean I\'m not the most dangerous badass mothercracker around
