Description "Why do I have to have moral issues with killing someone? I feel like such a hypocrite It\'s worse than a vegetarian touting organically-grown steaks." --Eric, physics teacher, involuntary vampire, and part-time demon-slayer.
It can let you ho.
Even so, being a part-time undead isn\'t as easy as you might think.
Biting your own tongue with your fangs does a lot of convincing.
In fact, he didn\'t even believe in them.
Eric didn\'t ask to be a vampire.
Description "Why do I have to have moral issues with killing someone? I feel like such a hypocrite It\'s worse than a vegetarian touting organically-grown steaks." --Eric, physics teacher, involuntary vampire, and part-time demon-slayer